Written on October 30, 2009 at 8:34 pm, by Carlin Adelson
Carlin Adelson in red lipstick. It looks awesome. Until I finish putting it on with my shaky hands. Now it won’t come off any of my face.
Written on October 30, 2009 at 6:53 pm, by Carlin Adelson
My mother and father are very happily en route to Cornell’s parents’ weekend. I really want to meet the biddy responsible for thinking to him or herself, “Halloween is such a happy holiday, why not have our 18-year-old students share it with their parents? They can go trick or treating together! It’s not like itContinue Reading
Written on October 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm, by Carlin Adelson
Parks and Recreations’ Tom Haverford made Ann’s Halloween party worthwhile and totally awesome last night dressed as: T Pain. Now I wouldn’t even be considered original. I already have a funny brown friend from whom I jack excellent one-liners. Hey, Sameer. Zune.
Written on October 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm, by Carlin Adelson
A couple of months ago, I attended a birthday party that truly awakened me to my post graduate, early twenties adulthood: the theme was music. You could dress up as literally, anything music related, be it a band, a song title, or a lyric. It was awesome. Fast forward to Halloween: I am no longerContinue Reading
Written on October 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm, by Carlin Adelson
Facebook and I have been going through a rough patch lately. I’m beginning to discover, after a four and a half year codependent relationship with the networking service, that I am in fact a socially capable person. I can text message, BBM, gchat, or, if I’m feeling dangerous, place a phone call to catch upContinue Reading
